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Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Real Housebears (Personalize)
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Porpoise Spit
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Patsy (Tank)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Little Engine that Can't Even (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Michael
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
La Grande Jock
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
The Bench
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Clack is Whack (Hand Fan)
Description Policies Reviews Swish Embassy Hand Fans This fabulous fan will have you thwoorping at your next party! Design printed in full color on nylon fabric High-gloss black bamboo ribs and handle Riveted for durability Spreads to 13" (33cm) by 20" (51cm) when unfurled Makes that satisfying thwoorp/crack noise Lacker branding on the handle Imported Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
$19.95 USD
Alt Masc (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Handbook for the Recently Deceased
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Golden League
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
